The Roastof TimRichardson

Please avoid the below topics

• My physical abilities, practical skills, talents, competencies, limitations, or athletic endeavours of any kind.
• Any specific incident, event, occurrence, anecdote, or circumstance from my past, from the lives of others, or from history generally.
• Any hypothetical, anticipated, imagined, predicted, or possible future incident, event, occurrence, or circumstance involving me or any other person.
• My family members, friends, acquaintances, colleagues, or associates, whether current or former.
• My behaviour, conduct, habits, performance, or reputation in any social, professional, educational, or work-related setting.
• My age, stage of life, generational status, maturity, or any milestone associated with aging or life progression.
• Any comparison, analogy, resemblance, parallel, or contrast involving any real, fictional, historical, mythological, or imagined person, character, entity, or archetype, except for favourable comparisons and resemblances with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
• My tastes, interests, hobbies, aesthetic choices, style, clothing, grooming, consumer preferences, or other personal preferences.
• My personality, temperament, disposition, emotional tendencies, character traits, habits of mind, or perceived nature.
• My speech, voice, phrasing, communication style, mannerisms, gestures, expressions, or other verbal or non-verbal habits.
• My online presence, digital footprint, usernames, social media activity, posting habits, messaging habits, profile information, or use of technology.
• Any objects, animals, places, concepts, themes, moods, or emotions associated with me, whether actually, allegedly, indirectly, symbolically, or imaginatively.
• My beliefs, opinions, values, worldview, principles, politics, ethics, causes, preferences, or convictions.
• My physical appearance, including without limitation my height, weight, build, bodily proportions, clothing fit, posture, movement, facial features, hair, skin, or any other specific physical feature, except for my ears.
• The existence, scope, wording, interpretation, absurdity, enforceability, or practical effect of any of the foregoing exclusions.